bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I bet he comes in French.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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