need another drink. this is the easiest way
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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