redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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