i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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