I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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