He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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