i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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