Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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