They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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