For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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