All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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