Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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