Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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