Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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