So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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