So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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