i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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