We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
