she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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