He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Randomize
