do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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