i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
ugly people sure do ruin things
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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