His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
PANTIES FOUND
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