So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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