Walk of Shame. In a state park.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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