The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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