bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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