READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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