i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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