garbage
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you win
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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