I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
you traded sex for a burrito?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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