I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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