I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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