I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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