Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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