he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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