It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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