So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I party with great urgency now.
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