Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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