Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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