Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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