pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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