i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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