We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
be right there i have to get my cape
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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