My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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