At least make sure they are 18
Why
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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