great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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