i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Randomize
