I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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