marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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