LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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